erotic confessional: His Fear and Fantasy Suck

Quite literally! Pat had an interesting confession for the erotic confessional today, and a very interesting fetish/fear:

I have a deep fear /fetish involving vacuum cleaners. It is on the surreal side. I have had this fear as long as I can remember. It scares me yet also makes me excited. I have kept it hidden deeply and would love to find someone to share these fears, as well as some one to be able to delve into my fantasies.

These often involve me feeling like a helpless boy or I picture the story with a girl as the victim, though sometimes it can be an adult lady as well.

I know this is strange, but I am not sure where else to turn. I hope I can talk to you. Thank you very much for reading this.

Did someone have an unfortunate accident with a vaccum cleaner? This would be an interesting fetish to dive into — submit your erotic confessional on the link above.

Scientific Small Penis Big Dick Comparison

Do you know how incredibly inadequate you are with your less than acceptable size of a cock? Perhaps some SPH Comparison with a REAL cock will help put it into perspective.`

In fact you should be struck by lightning for even REFERRING to it as a cock. I guess if you wanted to feel like somewhat of a man still you could refer to it as a cockette, but you know you aren’t really a man, if you don’t really have a cock.

Girls like me laugh at you when you actually reveal what is hidden (VERY well hidden) behind your pants…and it is WELL HIDDEN.

I don’t know how many times little dick bandits like you pull your pants down, exposing an out of control bush – and you have to dig and dig and dig; using a magnifying glass to find it – AND you have to convince me it is not a pimple that I want to pop, that it is, in fact, your tiny little penis.

Have you ever wondered how you measure up to the ‘AVERAGE’ man? Oh yes there is an average man and you are less than that!

I have a game I like to play with you, one that will SHOW you were you measure up. You get to see actual comparisons, based on scientific evidence and pictures where you SPH comparison if you will. LOL

Whether you are on the phone while I can laugh my ass off at your tiny, pathetic excuse for a dick – or you are too pussy to be humiliated personally by your mistress …

You can play .. and quite frankly if you have to ask or wonder if you have a small dick, you probably do—in which case you should just play the game and do the small cock/ big cock comparison.

Let’s see where you measure up ~

(You can find the PPV SPH Comparison game below, or we can schedule a time for you to be personally humiliated by me)

SPH/Big Dick Comparison Assignment



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